Doggy Style

 
I am not a dog lover nor am I a people lover.  In fact, I find the latter annoying and the former, well, annoying.  The difference is, I can (and do) put my dog in a cage when she is particularly irritating.  I have not put a person in a cage….yet.  Actually, that’s a lie, I put myself in a dryer when I was nine, does that count?  I think yes.   Since I have noticed that people on the street seem to really like smiling and talking to my cocker spaniel pup Mimi (while generally ignoring me or casting particularly suspicious looks my way), why not add to the steaming pile of self-indulgent garbage on the internets with some daily chatter about her?   And what does Mimi think about this?  Let’s ask her…actually, she’s asleep in her cage so we will just go ahead with this without her permission.  Welcome to her world.